Cristiano Ronaldo Poses Shirtless on a Yacht to Show off His New Ripped Torso

Looking very much like a cheesy catalogue model, Cristiano tightens his pecks for the cameras

So Ronaldo’s been pumping some iron then and he’d like us all to see the results.

Can’t blame him really, he’s looking might fine, if rather comical all at the same time.

His very toned and buff triangular torso doesn’t look real with his super slim waist and wide shoulders.

The Real Madrid player added to the effect by tensing the muscles in his arms, making the veins pop out, and spreading his legs so he could do the same with them as he stiffened his body in every single way possible.

We have a feeling he thought this had gone unnoticed and was just hoping the paps on the shore would get a snap of him looking uber ripped, which they did. But he probably didn’t realise he looked like he was giving himself a hernia at the same time.

Cristiano was enjoying the fruits of his labour in Florida with a few mates, who probably hated the fact they had to strip down to their trunks next to his bod, just as much as they loved being on a massive yacht soaking up the rays. We'd imagine Kelly Brook's friend in Mexico feels the same right now, as do Karrueche Tran's after being forced to sunbathe next to their hot-as pals.

In another quite hilarious pose Cristiano does stereotypical catalogue man by pointing at something that doesn’t exist in the sky – therefore creating another opportunity to flex his muscles for the onshore snappers (paps, obviously – that’s not a new breed of land fish).

The soccer star should take some tips from his professional poser model girlfriend Irina Shayk , who is really rather good at it and proof if you’re going to flaunt it, it’s best to just go with it and full on strike a pose - see the bikini gallery below for proof of that. 

Ronaldo recently vehemently denied allegations he’d cheated on Irina by posting a statement on his Facebook page.

A newspaper report carried a story from Brazilian model Andressa Urach (also known as Miss BumBum), who claimed she’d had a fumble with him that “went on for hours”.

Cristiano said the story was “fiction and forgery” and that he was giving an interview with another journalist at the time of the alleged, er, clinch.

"[I'm] deeply outraged by a situation intended, in vain, to a[f]fect my personal life,” he said. 

Ah well, at least he still gets to go home to this…

(Source:http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/cristiano-ronaldo-shows-ripped-torso-1958758)

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